I am reminded of when I was eight, standing in line with my parents at the theater, waiting to see The Empire Strikes Back for the first time.

The audience from the previous showing was filing out, walking past all of us as we waited. A very excited kid, not much older than I was, announced to the entire line of people waiting to see the movie, "Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father!" thus ruining one of the greatest reveals in movie history.

Don't be that kid.

Show Comments